What Does Jesse Duplantis Have in Common with a Trolley Car?



In Jesse Duplantis’ vision of his visit to heaven he arrived there in transportation very similar to a trolley car, which obviously was San Francisco’s treat to him! There he saw proto babies flying around God’s throne and he commented on what big feet God had. Jesse, I don’t think you read 2 Kings 2:11 quite right. “As they (Elijah and Elisha) continued on and talked, suddenly a chariot of fire appeared with horses of fire, and separated the two of them, and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven”. That was a whirlwind Jesse, not a trolley car. In plain fact though, Jesse, that vision did not really occur, did it? “The prophets become wind and the word is NOT in them”- Jeremiah 5:13. In other words, Jesse, you’re just a windbag prophet out for laughs. To us, you’re not very funny at all. As for your proto babies, perhaps a couple of Mormon missionaries stopped at your door recently for Latter Day Saints believe that too! What’s next, Jesse, body Thetan’s of Scientology?

3 Responses to “What Does Jesse Duplantis Have in Common with a Trolley Car?”

  1. That’s why I call him Jesse Duplicitous.

  2. To all that have no idea of how Jesse Duplantis, travels. He has his own private jet, with pilots. It was last seen in Maui, at the airport.
    I understand that he was picked up in a Limo. I can imagine what Hotel you stayed at on Maui, and how much the cost was. Jessie, you don’t care, all you have to do is pass the basket around and feed your followers some kind of story. The good thing is, people like you will get it in the end. GOD will see to that.

  3. this guy sees and talks to god more than any man in the world. geeeeeeees.

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